Corrupt a Wish!

Well isn't this a fun little game?

Here's how it works, someone makes a wish, and you grant it in a funny or cruel, or fcruel way.



Example: I wish for an apple

Granted, you get an apple core.

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I wish for a marshmallow.

Granted, but it was first eaten my me and spit out...

I wish... Bleach would start recording regularly again V_V

Granted, but it's now called Tide.

I wish for a candy bar.

granted but then it eats you

i wish for an incorruptible wish

Granted, but then you get mugged and your wish is stolen.


I wish for a giant marshmallow.

Granted, but then it's eaten by a wild Zero... :3

I wish for this site to be awesome ^_^

Granted, but it already is awesome, so it negates the wish.


I WISH FOR THE DRAGON BALLS!

Granted, but you can't be brought back to life...

I wish.... for seventy wishes

granted, but you wished alot and ended up with twenty

I wish I could see life if I wasn't born

Granted, but it turns out life is awesome anyways.

I wish for a golf club.

Granted, but Golf Club now means something else

I wish for a baseball

Granted, you get to play with a ball on a military base.


I wish for a BBQ

(Just as good *Shrugs*)

Granted, but everything is either over or undercooked...

I wish for less posters

granted, but you have more than you wanted.

I wish for a lot of anime figures

Granted, but I cut their heads of >D

I wish for a chainsaw to decimate more figures

Granted, but it goes off and kills you.

I wish for a dance party.

granted then you end up dancing into your own death...

i wish for a glass of water to pour over Zero

Granted.


I wish for an arcade.

granted...but you don't like ant of the games in there

I wish for more manga!

Granted, but you get howard the duck comics instead.

I wish for a guitar.

granted, but it's not the type you wanted...actually, you hate it.

I wish to be kawaii

Granted, but you're kowaii.


I wish for a harmonica.

granted, but it's a rip-off...plastic

I wish to finish all projects

Granted, but you only get more.

I wish for a carnival.

granted, but it's destroyed

I wish for a less stressing life....